Humorous Golf books

	#2319: How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt Bobby Rusher From how to make the best use of "drop pocket" pants to how to effectively lie about your handicap to your advantage, this hilarious manual teaches golfers everything they need to know about the game. With its clever illustrations of duffers at play and dead-on parody of traditional guides to better golfing, it proves once and for all that being bad at golf really is a laughing matter! Only $14.95
	#2435: CHIP TEES OFF (H) Christina Turner Find out what really happens to all those balls that land in the woods! Follow the wacky adventure of Chip, the golf ball that comes to life, as he makes his way through his first hole. Chant along as Chip soars up, up, up into the air and bounce, bounce, splat into the sand trap. Teach your children a few basics of the game, and meet the animal friends who help Chip navigate the course. The beginner level reader includes a glossary of "golf lingo" and 40 colored pencil illustrations. Only $16.99
	#1690 — Complete Office Golf Book David Owen No more 9-to-5 angst, as hours once wasted managing, marketing, manufacturing, and accounting can now be spent putting, driving, and chipping. From how to set up a course in the conference room to facing a stairwell hazard – over or down? – Office Golf makes a job seem like something you wouldn’t mind doing for a living. This very humorous yet practical book features subjects from Tee Time vs. Company Time to 19th Hole Drinks in the Supply Closet. Sanctioned by the O.O.G.A. (Official Office Golf Association), here is everything the employed golfer needs to transform hallways into fairways and water coolers into water hazards. Includes full instructions and rules, dozens of illustrations, punch-out holes, a historical time line, and strategies for not getting caught by non-playing managers. Only $14.95
	#2427: THE DUFFER'S HANDBOOK OF GOLF (H) Grantland Rice and Clare Briggs Renowned sportswriter Grantland Rice cobbles together humorous and insightful essays, augmented by Clare Briggs's witty cartoons. Chapters include The Crafty Art of Slicing and How to Make a Hole in 9. First published in 1926, this volume is a well-recognized classic that imparts the game's fundamentals and foibles through the author's own playing and friendships with golf's greats, including Bobby Jones and Walter Hagan. Only $26.99
	#2418: HOW TO REALLY STINK AT GOLF (H) Jeff Foxworthy and Brian Hartt Relieve yourself of the stress of breaking 70 or even 100 by doing the things that will assure you that, not only do you stink now, but you will stink for the rest of your life-like "Pregame Rituals" (If you're a drinker a hangover and two hours of sleep is a good place to start.), or "Swearing" (Anybody who claims to have never said a bad word on a golf course is a #@% liar!!). Generously illustrated throughout with laugh-out-loud drawing. Only $12.99*
	#2216: You Know You're a Hacker If... PB By Blake Clark & John Hodge Veteran character actor, comedian Blake Clark and former golf pro and radio host John Hodge pair together to bring this hilarious look at the game of golf. You'll laugh nonstop at this inventive and unique viewpoint on one of the world's favorite sports. Illustrations by Peter W. Campbell. Only $10.95
	#2356: CARTOONS FOR GOLFERS: CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL (P) Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen, John McPherson Whether you're new to the game of golf or a seasoned veteran, you'll recognize yourself and your golfing misadventures in this hilarious collection of cartoons. With John McPherson's classic wit, they convey the humor, the thrill and the sport of the game. The perfect pick-me-up after a day spent slicing or the way to celebrate a bogey, this is the laugh-out-loud book for golfers (and the people who miss seeing them on the weekends). This is a great gift for the golfing enthusiast. Only $9.99
	#2362: THE HACKER'S ALMANAC (H) Tips, Trivia & Humor For Every Golfer Rick Graves and Terry Glaspey Improve every aspect of your game with this little book that fits in your golf bag. In addition to plenty of first-rate instruction, you'll recall the great champions of the PGA and LPGA, relive many of the unforgettable moments in tournament history, and celebrate some of the most beautiful courses throughout the world. You'll also find interesting statistics, inspirational quotes, and plenty of humor! Only $9.99
	#2330: Golf's Greatest Practical Jokes with Kit - PB Chris Rodell with illustrations by S. Britt Get ready to discover the wild side of the green! Including a 96-page booklet filled with clubhouse high jinks and historical golf joke highlights, this kit also comes with an exploding golf ball, ball markers with hilarious inscriptions, and flat-top tees-enough to keep any golfer laughing through all the 18 holes. A perfect gift for Father's Day! Only $14.95
	#2306: The Book of Caddyshack - PB By Scott Martin "Caddyshack" is the ultimate golfer's cult movie, and this handbook is a terrific companion to it. Released in 1980 and starring Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, and others, the movie is unquestionably the raunchiest, funniest golf movie ever made. "The Book of Caddyshack" gives fans a behind-the-scenes look at this classic comedy, including both the facts and every possible bit of trivia. Only $16.95
	#2338: Golf Facts, Figures and Fun Ed Harris Lovers of the links will enjoy this entertaining and informative introduction to the origins and history of golf as it spreads from Scotland to the U.K., U.S., and wider world. It covers equipment, clothing, clubs, famous courses, top tournaments (including the Masters), and key players past and present. Includes women golfers, golf's supervisory bodies, fun stories about snobbery and obsession in the sport, trivia and jokes. Only $5.95
	#2116 — Old Man And The Tee How I Took Ten Strokes Off My Game And Learned To Love Golf All Over Again Turk Pipkin Follow Turk on the journey of a lifetime, and learn to love golf – and life – all over again. Hard Cover. Only $24.99
	#2106 — Golf In The Comic Strips A Historic Collection Of Classic Cartoons Compiled by Howard Ziehm Enjoy over 200 beautiful, full-color, rare, and historic comic strips from more than 100 artists. Paperback. Only $19.99
	#2295 — THE OFFICIAL RULES OF BAD GOLF - P/B Henry Beard At last the book that makes cheating legal, after all it isn’t the Masters - it’s just a friendly game of golf. Most golfers know a handful of unwritten but universally accepted player-friendly rules-mulligans, winter rules, gimmes, but "The Official Rules Of Bad Golf" represents the first serious effort to collect and codify in one handy, easy-to-use volume all 62 of the time-honored, generally recognized Bad Golf Rules. Only $9.99
	#1085 — How To Cheat At Golf Book Rick Doyle How To Cheat At Golf is a hysterical look at the fine art of cheating at golf. Funnier Than Funny! Only $8.95
	#1324 — A Round Of Golf Jokes Book Cartoons by Bill Stott This hard-cover gift book contains favorite jokes of golf professionals, presidents, movie stars and others, as well as quotes from other publications. Only $8.99
	#1476 — Golf Dirty Tricks Book "50 Ways To Lie, Cheat, And Steal Your Way To Victory" Jim Becker, Andy Mayer, and Rick Wolff You don't need any special techniques to win, just the right attitude and a some dirty tricks. Only $8.99
	#1645 — Just A Range Ball In A Box Of Titleist Book Gary McCord Some true stories and some that are not so true, all of which feature the unique McCord brand of humor. Only $13.95
	#1839 — Fore! Play Book The Last American Male Takes Up Golf Bill Geist Best-selling humor writer Bill Geist, who has never picked up a club before, sets off on a hilarious, investigative excursion determined to learn the game of golf. Makes a great golf gift! Only $24.99
	#1952--Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Golf Book Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht, James Grace With help from golf professionals and other experts you will learn how to finish a round with a broken arm, deal with a cigar brush fire, cure a golf addiction, or remove a tick. Hands-on step-by-step instructions guide you through these and other perils lurking on the fairway Only $14.95

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